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What I'm going to do when I meet Louis Tomlinson

Me: What's your full name?
Louis: Louis William Tomlinson
Me: The name of your band?
Louis: One Direction
Me: The name of the singing competition your band competed in?
Louis: X Factor
Me: The name of the song you personally first auditioned with?
Louis: Hey There Delilah
Me: Your mum's name?
Louis: Jay
Me: Your boyriend's name?
Louis: Harry
Louis: Shit
Me: *Runs like hell and puts video camera in pocket*

3 days ago

One Direction: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
Me: Okay, you're a screwed up mess.
One Direction: That I never listen.
Me: You never listen.
One Direction: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
Me: Whoa, hold the fuck up.

3 days ago

spooningwithhoran:

Eleanor explains the whole restaurant situation on twitter

When One Direction Become Fathers

Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs

3 days ago

my-drug-is-1d:

To my dearest Liam Payne.
You got mobbed today and was a little mad. Then you got stalked by the most annoying person ever, Sydney Dalton. Niall had a laugh and so did we. But then, even after all that, you decided to do a twitcam. However, that didn’t work. But you still went on a following spree to show us that you care. We know you care. You are the most wonderful boy out there. You deserve what you have gotten so much. You have worked so hard to get where you are and you have the best fans for a reason. That reason is that you are one of a kind. You are loveable, adorable, sweet, cute, and just all around perfection. i swear you are lan angel that feel from heaven. And then when you tweeted to Danielle that you missed her… That’s when I really broke down. Do not change. Ever. You are great the way you are. Keep being our Daddy Directioner and Flashing Toothbrush Master. We love you so much. It kills me to see you hurt or even think about it. I care for you too much even if I’ve never meet you, but I know your heart is true and as long as I know that, I don’t need to meet you for I know you care for all your fans.

white-chucks-and-red-polos:

laugh-all-night:

Meet Larry Stylinson.
found this in my school’s best students list. Larry Stylinson was the best student in 1969.
Mother of God..
IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 69…!
OMG! WHAT A COINCIDENCE
this post has become TOO good not to reblog

6 days ago

ah0yitsvenna:

should i be concerned?
psshht.

never be concerned when one direction is involved.